How to say "Big white guy" in 25 languages

 

Er...well...Seven languages so far...  One of my goals is to learn how to say "Big [foreign] white guy" in every language I interact with while traveling.  See examples below.  In many cases, the phrases have been written in an English transliteration, so pronunciation may not be obvious/correct.  On a side note, this page was inspired by one of my "world-traveling" friends, Joy.  (Check out her blog here.)  She spent some time in Fiji, and gave me the nickname "tagane levu."  Which means big guy in Fijian.  Quite appropriate, as nicknames go, don't you think?
 

Country

Language

Phrase

Thailand

Thai

farang yak  (literally "foreigner giant")

Thailand

Karen Hill Tribe

gola pado

Vietnam

Vietnamese

I have it written down...I'll write it as soon as I understand it.

Japan

Japanese

Gai Jin (foreigner...I'm working on the "Big" part of the equation)

Malaysia

Bahasa Malay

orang putih besar  (Literally "human white big")

Malaysia

Bahasa Malay

mat saleh besar  (More of a slang/derogatory version of the previous example)

China (Hong Kong SAR)

Cantonese

dai kwai lo   (Not necessarily friendly...literally means "Ghost Man."

China (Hong Kong SAR)

Mandarin

yuen qui zi    (Similar in meaning to the Cantonese phrase above)

Taiwan

Taiwanese dialect of Mandarin (I think?)

Ghaou Tow Dta Ma  (Literally, tall headed big horse)